The Memorial holiday weekend is right around the corner, and anytime a three day weekend is on the horizon, it feels like the week leading up to it moves at a molasses pace. I’m writing this on Tuesday and it already feels like I am 9 days into the week…which isn’t even a thing. Slow weeks also tend to bring out the grump in me, so rather than whine and complain, I thought I’d disguise it as a “misery loves company” situation and we could commiserate together. Maybe you are having a bad or slow (or both!) week too and need to feel better by hearing about someone else’s grievances. That being said, let my week’s slip ups make your week look better by comparison and enjoy!
If It Makes You Feel Any Better…my lips are currently swollen due to an unknown allergic reaction to something. This happens every so often, and I always end up looking like a Botox gone horribly wrong scenario.
If It Makes You Feel Any Better…I think I’m the only person on the planet that did not enjoy season three of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I feel like they tried to go in one thousand different directions, and the end was so unsatisfying. I’m thinking Tina Fey may have checked out for that season since she was probably busy with the Mean Girls musical, and her new NBC show ‘Great News’, but I just wasn’t feeling it! (Please feel free to discuss in the comments if you’ve finished it. Maybe I just need to re-watch it again?)
If It Makes You Feel Any Better…I finished the new Nicholas Sparks novel ‘Two by Two’ this past weekend (official review will go up in a couple weeks!) and I cried like a moron. I have read all of his books, and I should know what to expect every time I crack open a new book of his, but dangit if he doesn’t get the best of me (Sparks shout out/pun intended) every time! Also, I identify as someone who doesn’t get overly emotional, or really even the slightest bit of emotional at schmaltzy stuff, but yet there I was letting it out like I was an Oprah audience member.
If It Makes You Feel Any Better…I have fallen trap to the downside of sunless tanning, and currently have an giant orange blob on my knee from where Jergens Natural Glow decided to be not so natural. If anyone asks I’ll just tell them I accidentally knelt down to tie my shoe in a small puddle of Cheeto dust.
If It Makes You Feel Any Better…Jake and I tried to become early morning gym people this week, but it fell apart before it even started. I was late going to bed Sunday and Monday night, so I admitted defeat and decided late afternoon gym time is the best I can do if I still want to get a decent amount of sleep. We’ll try again next time I have late duty schedule, but it just wasn’t in the cards for me this week!
If It Makes You Feel Any Better…any and every bird in the greater DFW metroplex has pooped on my car this week.
What makes you feel better during a crappy week?